How long will this bird take to defrost

Me: if it takes 10-12 hours per kilo to defrost the goose and it weighs 4 kg, how long will that take?
Her: 36 hours?

Daniel O'Donnell

Daniel O'Donnell thats the guy from Silverchair?
(Daniel O'Donnell is an Irish singer, especially loved by middle and old aged ladies)

Norwish Movies

Wife : That movie is in Swedish, no actually Norwish
Mr Fuzzy - You mean Norwegian?

Aquabatics

Our dog is really aquabatic...oh wait, I mean acrobatic

Bengay

Bengay, thats the stuff you use for dentures, isn't it?

Granules

"Granules has an E in it?"

Baking powder works great on feet

Hows that baking powder working on your feet?
(I currently have split feet and have been using baby powder to keep the wounds dry)